Mean Brother Nature

“Oh great, another horny hippy couple tripping into each others ‘soul’”

“Why does that kind of thing piss you off so much?” Says the bunny in response to its rapist’s comment

“Well,” says the monkey as it pushes the bunny’s head down and continues to thrust violently, “aside from the fact that their smell offends me, it’s the hypocrisy that gets me all riled up with irritable distain”.

“What hypocrisaaahy?”

“Well, the fact is, they both know why they chose to enter into these carnal Endeavour’s, yet they still fell the need to mask it beneath a fantastical spiritual discourse, and to add insult to injury, they lubricate their inhibitions with mind altering substances. They both know that, or at least hope that, in nine to ten months their will still only be two of them. Hence the entire act revolves around self satisfaction. Sure, they’re trying very hard to please their – hold still damn it, I’m trying to make a point – where was I? Oh yes, pleasure and hypocrisy. Why can’t these bastards just admit that they want each other for, if only fleeting, mutual gratification? All this bullshit around it pisses me off.”

“But that’s what makes them human,” says the bunny as the monkey ruptures its intestines.