My Pet Singularity

I have always wanted a pet singularity. I would lead it by a quantum leash and if need be, clean up the dark matter it might leave in the yard.  I may have to discipline the little of if it tears up the fabric of my existence, unless I wanted it to do so for very specific reasons. I could take my singularity for warps on the beach, and bask in the solar flares. It may flux at passersby, but I am sure I will have the capacitors to deal with it. If anyone sees a wild singularity sniffing around black holes and marking its territory with radiation please give me a call, I would so like to give it a home. I have already started to build it a warm dimension for it to sleep in, right next to a convenient little time stream to drink from if it gets thirsty. It would be shy at first I am sure, but in after a while it will start to gravitate towards me. I am positronically certain that we will be happy together.